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The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “will you marry me” The Girls said, “No!”
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

What happened @ Bangalore Airport - Special Report!!!

Airport Security : What’s your Name?

Passenger : Batman

Airport Security : Your real name please?

Passenger : My name is Bat-Man

Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny? What is your family name?

Passenger : Superman

Airport Security handcuffs him & puts him into a locked security room

Then they checked his Passport…

Hello Friend’s,
I have one exclusive latest new’s for you. As you know Mr. Obama is new President Of United State Of America.
Mr. Obama Family moving to President house of Wishington D.C. I think, you noted??? Mr. Obama has been selected for 5 year’s. So all family of Obama live in President house.
YAHOOO Our Brother is President….!

Special Thanks For Mr. Shakeel Ahmed Siddiqi.